First of all, I hope the Beatles won’t be offended, but it’s not my fault they put this tune on heavy rotation today, in my head. I tried to come up with better words, but my musicality is lacking so badly, my family insists I lip synch Happy Birthday, so as not to set the dog off. So here’s what fell out of my head while trying to think:
Qev’s Loser Lament to the tune of The Beatles “I’m a Loser”
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I’m a loser, I’m a loser
And I’m just what I appear to be.
Of all the power I have won or have lost
There is some power I should never have tossed
That power was one in a million my friends
I should have known Matt would win in the end.
I’m a loser and I lost the party dear to me;
I’m a loser and I’m just what I appear to be.
Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky,
It’s always for me or myself that I cry.
I’m a loser and my party has deserted me;
I’m a loser and I’m just what I deserve to be.
What has he done to deserve such a fate?
Realized he left the hate percolate..
It’s true, Pride comes before a fall
I’ll tell you now, so it costs them all.
I’m a loser and I’ve lost everyone near to me
I’m a loser and I’m quite what I appear to be.