I haven’t seen this story here on Daily Kos yet so I thought I’d drop a little tidbit of information that came through my inbox via Jeff Tiedrich’s Substack.
Turns out the border “crisis” that’s been hyped up by Fox News and the Republican Party is nothing like what was advertised. Who coulda thunk it?
After riling up the MAGAs, a bunch of them got together and thought it would be a fabulous idea to recreate the trucker convoy that got stuck in DC traffic (LO-fucking-L) and going home with their tails tucked between their legs. So they got 700,000 trucks 19 cars and a bus together and headed down to the Rio Grande to do… what exactly? Nobody is exactly sure what their intentions were but you can bet there were all kinds of violent and apocalyptic fantasies floating around MAGAville.
But lo and behold! After finally gathering a few more MAGA Hateriots together they finally got their trucker convoy (with zero actual semi-trucks, btw) down to the border to find out…
THEY’VE BEEN LIED TO! SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE!
I’ll let MSNBC take it from here.
Breaking news! Dipshit does her own research! Only to find out that there weren’t millions of brown people flooding over the border that’s been relentlessly beaten into their heads. Why there were more white people than brown people!
Oh hey, let’s have a prayer gathering instead. Open up your MAGA Bible to the Book of Consternations, Chapter 15: “The Immigrant is not welcome here”.
But notice one thing about this pathetic convoy? Look at all the swag being sold. All that Trump 2024 paraphernalia! The flags! The hats! The t-shirts! The posters! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Proving once again that MAGA is really nothing but one gigantic grift. A grift that is tearing apart our nation but appears to be finally losing steam. A grift being run by Republicans to hide the fact that they are UTTERLY USELESS at actually governing so they’d rather push a bunch of performative nonsense about “migrants flooding over the border” and potentially start a civil war by putting up razor wire in the Rio Grande in DIRECT DEFIANCE of our nation’s Supreme Court.
Oh hey, remember all those migrant caravans that were coming to America the last time a Democrat was sitting in the White House? That somehow magically disappeared after that same Democrat won reelection?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Update 02/05/2024 1:28 PST: MAGA chucklefucks, with nothing to do, are now aimlessly driving their flag-festooned MAGA terror trucks and disrupting the lives of the locals who are BEGGING them to leave Eagle Pass TX. Meanwhile King Chucklefuck, sorry, Governor Greg Abbott just showed up with THIRTEEN red state Governors to give a press conference.
You cannot make this shit up.