The following adult nursery rhyme was written by my non-techie friend T. Harriett “Honey” Paine. She says you can copy & Share it but, please, be ethical. Give her due credit by keeping her name on it. Thanks ~
Trumpty Dumpty — A meta-political nursery rhyme
by Ms. T. Harriette“Honey” Paine
Copyright © 2023 TH Paine (Creative Commons license, with attribution)
Trumpty Dumpty was high on his wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a very bad fall
His shattering impact splattered the mall
His handlers, servants, off-spring, and all
his cohorts, reptilians, and loyal shills
were ever more scared by all of his spills
Yes, and all his lawyers and all his supporters
no matter what or how hard they tried
couldn’t clean up or hide all the times that he lied
No golf carts or horses were there he could ride
to win the race that could never be won
No, with Hitler’s Mein Kampf and Mussolini’s playbook
he failed to bamboozle the whole of the nation
So, every backer, copycat, and fellow crook
stank of bankrupt disgrace, despite all his noise
Ranting slander, shams, and absurd assertions
couldn’t make court rooms and judges his toys
Yes, clearly, his moronic criminality
was always equaled by his vanity
and self-destructive insanity
Trumpty Dumpty once high on his wall
Trumpty Dumpty caused his own fall
He was no winner who could fake and take all
His myth and excuses were fraudulent farce
his trials exposed an unbelievable arse
Turning himself into a wacko baboon
swelled him up like a monster balloon
Then it exploded into millions of pieces
Trumpty’s cult could never put together again
No, old Trumpty Dumpty just couldn’t win
the pawns he betrayed brought him down in the end
The wise saw it coming the moment he ran
his big scam was doomed before it began
Claiming to be greater than Washington and Lincoln
just proved he was the worst president ever
So, our wanna-be dictator was doomed and undone
No maniac’s ego can inflate forever
and nobody needed a nuclear Hitler
Now we know Trumpty Dumpty was hollow
except for the poison his victims swallowed
So, while recovering, let’s all remember him
in the swamp of malignant narcissism
failing to conqueror us with division
into Red & Blue zombies, “us” against “them”
Completed on the 6thof October, 2023. ~ THP