Share this, and contribute to the serious fun. Roo is qualified to run for prez; US citizen, only 50 in goat years, and she represents the Ridiculous Party who are putting forth a platform of plenty of treats and butting jerks with their horns, provoked or not.
Roo stands for excellence (GOAT) with self-effacement and cool calm. She is up to every challenge, sees issues from a very grounded perspective, and supports diversity and iconoclasts in all levels of society.
She's even thinking of nominating her neighbor, Barney the pigeon for vice president, but needs to look into whether he's a stool pigeon. Not a great look if so.
Her appeal is universal. Rural folks love her, suburban ladies just want to do yoga with her, urban youth wonder about bathing in her milk to preserve youthful skin. Consider supporting Roo and the Ridiculous party for 2024, I mean, is it really that crazy, considering?