Just what the title says. Here’s the obligatory Trigger warning for anyone with equinophobia.
1. The trans movement is inherently misogynistic as it consists of men masquerading as women to mock and belittle the female gender like a sex-centric menst-- Excuse me, I mean, minstrel show. (Note: For the purposes of this argument, trans men don’t exist).
2. Remember when interracial marriage was legalized and soon everyone was marrying shopping carts? Well, allowing people to transition will result in everyone identifying as lobsters. Not rock lobsters, lame lobsters.
3. Trans women are men encroaching on women’s spaces, which is why we need armed men in women’s bathrooms.
(Too over the top you say? Can’t be real you say?: https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/30/gender-critical-feminist-posie-parker-men-guns-womens-toilets-twitter/ That’ll teach you to argue with your intellectual superior, you ditzy commoner!)
4. Trans people could not have been victims of the holocaust because I only became aware of them ten minutes ago.
5. (Note: For the purposes of this argument, trans men may now exist) The trans community is taking advantage of confused teenage girls into giving up their gorgeous, sexually-advancing young bodies for a chance to be male. Ponder that a moment; imagine a young girl, right at the cusp of maturity, right in the midst of her sexual awakening, her breasts just beginning to blossom like ripening fruit, the childish innocence in her large round eyes now tempered with the sultry needs of womanhood. The-the soft curve of her lips beckoning… thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get- get, oh yes, they get bigger everyday! Everyday! Everyday they torment me! They have me wrapped around their delicate little fingers, and they damn well know it! Dear god in heaven, how they know it! I can tell by their taunting smiles! By the way they approach me in their tight pants strategically designed to accentuate the salacious curves of their adorable little--Oh god, why did I ever become a middle-school teacher? Why…?! Oh, um, excuse me, I got a bit sidetracked. What was I saying? Something about trans people being degenerates?
6. Okay, maybe they were victims of the holocaust, but it was only to take attention away from Jews.
7. There is no sixth argument. This is just filler.
8. GOD!
9. J.K. Roweling threatened to turn me into a toad unless I agreed with her.
10. Women only transition because women are persecuted, quite unlike trans people.
11. As the great philosopher, Adolf Hitler once said…
(Full of shit, am I? Maybe this’ll teach you not to doubt me!: https://trans-express.lgbt/post/706703852536250368/british-terf-quotes-hitler-in-support-of-her)
12. JESUS!
13. Women have raped. In conclusion, ban trans-affirming healthcare.
14. They’re putting pornography in children’s books as any adult with a first-grade reading level will tell you.
15. Transgender people are overly sensative hypocrates; on one hand, they act so melodramatically wounded whenever I deliberately misgender them, and yet they see no problem with calling me ‘cis’ which is a slur on par with something the KKK would use and has completely ruined my life.
16. Trans people are inherent narcissists as indicated by the fact that their struggles don’t revolve exclusively around me.
17. Transgenderism doesn’t exist in nature. You never see animals changing their sex; unless you count frogs, or butterflies, or clownfish, or slugs, or green sea turtles, or humphead wrasses or…
18. GOD… again.
19. It’s the trans community’s fault I don’t know what a woman is.
20. Yo mama.
21. Did I mention JESUS?!
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