Yep, that's me, Pro-Life! Well, Pro-Human-Life that is. It's not like I don't enjoy a nice juicy Big Mac! Ha ha! Hey, lucky I'm not a Hindu or I'd demand every ranch and fast-food outlet be shut down! Just kidding.
I'm Pro-Human-Life because the Bible taught me only humans have souls, even when they have, like, eight cells. Or even just one!
But I'm not really Pro-ALL-Human-Life, though. Like with criminals who did really bad stuff. I'm not Pro-THEIR-Life, unless it turns out they didn't do it, and it's not too late.
And, like junkies and AIDS people and stuff. Yuck. That's their problem.
And you just can't save all the sick and starving babies in the world, either. There'd just be too many people! We've got enough white babies to worry about here!
That's why Saddam had to go. And yes I know that, like, dozens of those Iraqi people Saddam was so mean to probably got killed if they got in the way, and even some of our own soldiers did too, but that was so Saddam wouldn't kill any more Americans.
See what I mean? I'm Pro-Life!!