Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge announced today that "The British are Coming!! The British are Coming!! during an early morning ride through Philadelphia.
Speaking to reporters while letting his horse rest he also advised South-Central Pennsylvania to be on the lookout for a large Army led by one Robert E. Lee...
In other news, Emperor Maximillian is getting restive in Mexico, and the C.S.S. Tennessee reportedly awaits Admiral Farragut's fleet at Mobile...