I do have an excellent ode ready to go, don't think I don't, a great ode that would blow you away, but I'm not sharing it here because someone will steal it and put the cockblock on me.
Every time I log on I am greeted by it. The
tongue. Am I the only one here obsessed with that tongue? Has anyone gone out with her yet? What's the word on her? Can she cook? Shrill laugh? Can she queef? Know a foreign language? Much baggage? She hate "Friends" too? Tell a good joke? She put out?
Can't tell much from her ad. She likes Tic Tacs. That's good. Probably has good breath. Or does it mean she has bad breath a lot? 5' 7" 125 sounds promising. She likes 5' 7" - 8' 0" 150 - 250 lbs. I think I may be perfect for her. She's "sometimes self-deprecating." That's sad. Must be still suffering from some childhood tragedy. I can help heal those scars, daisy_duke, if you let me. Together, we can make it through that dark night, emerging renewed and better than ever.
Wait a second, she hasn't been active for 3 months? Is she even real? Did they just use a picture from a Tic Tac ad? Is Kos running a bait and switch scam? Bah.
To get this back on topic, Kerry is a dick.