Jealous of the Arnold, Mel (Mad "but-not-anti-semetic" Max)Gibson has his eyes set on a high-holier office.
Guesstimated box office figures and tea leaves analyzed by a reporter for The New York Times reveal that the costume spike jewelery huckster, Mel Gibson, plans to bring his Thunderdome campaign to Vatican City. Movie fans and church groups that attend his Christ-on-a-cross Pic will also get the opportunity to sign a list to recall Pope John Paul II.
Mr. Gibson had the following to say at a press conference, "Freeeeeeeeedddddddommmm! Freeeeeeedddddddddooooooooooommmmmmm! Freeeeeeedddddddooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" A spokesman for the Vatican hung up on this reporter because of alleged misquotes."