Hi Kossacks!
It's me, Zenbowl, here with a report LIVE from Joementum's Victory Party!
It's a rockin' and a rollin' here at 1:15 PM. We're celebrating Joe's incredible upset comeback victory over Ned Lamont.
In fact, President Bush just came and visited to let us know that the mission has been accomplished. It was pretty incredible, watching him strut across the stage. They didn't kiss, but they did hold hands.
This is the new hard line Lieberman is going to have against W. He's going to be less of this:
and more of this:
Connecticut will get all of those sweet Saudi Arabia benefits, now!
We're also really excited about getting the poll results in so early. Joe told us we won, so we're pretty happy about that. It's just like how George W. Bush told us we won in Iraq. I mean, it's so nice to be informed like that.
Well, it's so exciting here! We turned the news off really early and just decided to party! I've already made a bunch of friends from Washington, DC, and from New Jersey. In fact, it seems like most everyone here is from out of state, so I'm going to go and meet some more friends!