We have endured a pestilence here lately NAY I say a nukular holocaust of trolls. It seems to me that there are more than usual. I have been wondering why. Why do they feel the need to come here and comment when we are a peaceful people who only seek what is right (or left) - ahem - CORRECT?
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I have a hypothesis (for you trolls, that means an EDUCATED guess - okay, for the trolls, let's just use the term "guess") as to why they are coming here in droves and commenting as if they are going to change our minds. Once this theory is tested by you, the members of this great community, we can come up with a theory.
My hypothesis is that the trolls of planet Earth are very nervous right now. Their dear leader and supreme commander hath fallen on hard times. You see, out in the wild, the troll becomes very nervous when backed into a corner and it is best to approach said troll with the armament of knowledge and EDUCATION. You see, while the troll faileth to read and have independent thought, we all actually do our homework.
The troll prefereth to walk like sheep, following the points of talkingeth laid out before said troll. When said points hath no point and they starteth to question and smite certain points in their wrinkled hearts, they feel a sense of uneasiness. For I say unto you that the troll cannot admit when there is wrongdoing amongst other trolls. The troll who senseth the wrong can (MUST) not admit that he/she hath a question. What to do? The troll wondereth whether to take a break and set her hair or striketh down his employees rights.
T'is my hypothesis that the trolls are nervous and anxious. T'is evidenced by the appearance of the trolls in the hidden comments section of this website. They are RAVENOUS for information as to what is planned next by the American hating, anti-family, anti-God, anti-Goddess, pinko, lefty, commie bastards-eth.
Please joineth me and shedeth light on this horror that goes against the very grain of American society.
What thinkest thou? Why do cometh they to the Daily Kos?