You know, I had one of those days. You know, a humdrum Saturday afternoon, trying to figure out why the hell my truck wouldn't start kind of thing.
Luckily president Fuck-up was there to brighten up my day. You see, as a whiny liberal, I must have something to complain about every day. Thankfully, the moron who masquerades as a world leader leaves me with little to complain about in the way of finding something to complain about. Or something like that.
In any event, our fearless leader, dressing for dictatorship (look at that jacket: so Cuba circa 1960) told the world why we can't find Osama Bin Laden:
he's hiding. Oh, hey, thanks chief. No wonder we can't find him, he doesn't want to be found! I get it now!
What, you think I'm kidding?
From the
Washington Post:
As for perhaps the most notorious terrorist, Osama bin Laden, the administration has so far been unsuccessful in its attempt to locate the mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. Asked why, Bush said, "Because he's hiding." While some terrorism experts complain U.S. allies, such as Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, could do more to help capture the al Qaeda leader, Bush said he could not name a single U.S. ally that is not doing everything possible to assist U.S. efforts.
Come on, even I can come up with something better than that. How about "Well, he has this cloaking device the Romulans sold him in an illegal arms deal", or
"And, again, I don't know where he is. I -- I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."?
This is getting silly, now. This guy is the most powerful man in the world. His second term hasn't even started yet, and he's already losing the ability to even give us a plausible lie.
As a free and intelligent American, I demand a plausible lie. I deserve that much.
~A!
Originally published at
WatchingTheWatchers.org