Every democrat who lives there should move north. The weather is worse, and you'd have to put up with uppity, morally-bankrupt, condescending Northerners, but you'd have a shot at living in a Democratic state. How about Montana? I hear it's nice. Enough migration and I'm pretty confident we can turn it to a 'safe Democrat' seat.
Plus, then you can enjoy the carnage at a distance when that Class 5 hurricane empties out New Orleans.