I humbly suggest we fund and instigate a band to attend the arraignments, assorted court and regulatory agency appearances, trials and Checkers speeches of any and all Republicans charged with felonies and misdemeanors. We could possibly recruit from any second lines washed out of N'alins.
Playlist: "Jailhouse Rock", "Framed" (the Coasters)
"Riot In Cell Block #9", "Parchman Farm" "Water Boy"
and..."When the Saints Go Marching In."