Update [2005-3-24 17:57:52 by mataliandy]: Post to
this diary instead, it was there first.
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Drive Democracy suggests some fun with Frist in response to his practive of telepathic medicine in the Terri Schiavo case:
Are you sick? Injured? Worried about a medical problem, but can't afford a physician? Well, worry no longer! Because Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, MD, doesn't even need to see you to make a diagnosis and prescribe care.
Speaking on the Senate floor "more as a physician than as a U.S. senator," Frist said he believed there was "insufficient information to conclude that Terri Schiavo is in a persistent vegetative state."
He didn't even need to examine the tragic Florida woman who has been fed artificially since she was brain damaged in 1990 -- he just looked at her on videotape.
Don't miss out! Get your ailment diagnosed,
FREE FREE FREE. Call or write today!
Dr. Frist is the Senate's one and only "qualified" telepathic physician!
Don't wait, time is limited!
Make your request today!
Tell Dr. Frist you want him to diagnose it and get Congress to pass a law prescribing treatment.
We couldn't find Dr. Frist's email address, but we're sure his Health Policy Director, Dean Rosen, (Dean_rosen@frist.senate.gov) would be happy to pass along your pictures and videos. Health Policy Director? Is that like his nurse?
You can also try his Legislative Director, andrea_becker@frist.senate.gov, the Communications Director in the Majority Leader's office, bob_stevens@frist.senate.gov, his press secretary, nick_smith@frist.senate.gov, or one of his Legislative Counsels, jim_hippe@frist.senate.gov or andy_olson@frist.senate.gov.
Or feel free to mail to 509 Hart Senate Office Building, Washington, DC, 20510, or fax to 202-228-1264.
What ailment do you want Dr. Frist to diagnose? It doesn't even need to be real...
Send it there then post it here!