Not wanting to be left out of the list of endorsements that really matter, candidate for the Democratic nominee for President, Howard Dean, officially endorsed himself, today. "I really like me, and I believe I'm the best man endorsing the best man for the job of kicking the worst man out of office." As a result of the endorsement, it is believed that Dean supporters will double their positive feelings towards the candidate, while those who don't like Dean really couldn't like him any less.