There comes a debt due. It has been foretold. It was not foretold for some metaphysical reason, some hocus pocus future stuff... not at all. It's a matter of engineering, natural engineering like animals do out of natural resources. Like a beaver weaving webs in the water.
So when people ask me, "why the fuck are you here? Why don't you go somewhere else like the stratosphere, where your friend the MadCoderWhatCodesAtMidnight lives in his airborne fortress of solitude with nothing but rootbeer, beer, snack food and yottabyte per yactosecond connectivity?", I say, "I am here to ensure the world is delivered to the meek as agreed."
meek Audio pronunciation of "meek" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mk)
adj. meek·er, meek·est
1. Showing patience and humility; gentle.
2. Easily imposed on; submissive.
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Well, that second definition is a slur of course, duly noted by those of us here to see to it that you hand the world over to the meek on time, within the grace periods allowed for milestones. The meek have not noted it because they are not good at remembering slights, they tend have other things on their mind, hobbies and stuff.
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Those of you that think meek means the second definition rather than the first, you're my sworn enemy and at first I figured you all had to be taken out. But after some consultation with the meek I couldn't get any buyoff on that plan, unfortunately. I explained to them it could be a big money maker as well, but they wouldn't have it. I really don't get them sometimes.
Anyway, the meek are coming to kick your ass, don't bother wasting time getting ready.