Immediate action required to alert the masses about Gategate. Recently, in Ohio there was a gate in a yard that would not latch. This caused people to see inside the backyard which exposed a woman in a bikini to the entire neighborhood! Neighborhood monitors report that several people have gone blind due to this shocking oversight (or underlatch). The gate manufacturer, Ohio Gates, maintains that their gates are top quality and that the problem arose from poor latches. In an effort to avoid Latchgate, the latch manufacture, Ohio Latches, has given out this press release:
Press Release - November 16th - Press Release
Ohio Latches makes only the best quality latches and locks. Our latches will secure a gate under any conditions. This controversy could have been avoided if only the gate manufacturers had properly installed our hardware. This is clearly a Gategate, not a Latchgate.
Ohio Gate was unavailable for comment on the Ohio Latches press release.