Okay, so the next rant is EXTREMELY offensive. I'm almost sure that I will be banned for the following, but I'm so sick and tired of this Terri Schiavo bullshit, it's worth stating. Here I go.
On the flip...
PS I am extremely intoxicated
Only in today's political climate could a woman with the mental capacity of a turkey baister cause the masses to tremble. With much at stake in times where your next bowel movement could make the scrolling ticker on Fox News, many congressman have deemed it necessary to take a woman who has been technically dead for 15 years and dress her up to please constiuents who still believe that snakes can talk and Eve was at one point, breast meat. So as Mrs. Schiavo sits in her hospice, complete oblivious to any and all political controversy surrounding her, we have the Senate Majority Leader attempting to charter a flying popemobile to transfer the Saint of the GOP herself to the floor of Congress. What Frist plans on doing with her afterwards is up for speculation, but I'm guessing it will hav e something to do with extreme ventriloquism and much washing of the hands of a GOP puppeteer.
Regardless, the intent of such a trip would be to prove that Terri is, in fact, alive and kicking, except for the whole kicking part. More than likely, each successive GOP senator (as well as pussy Democrats) would line up for a chance to see if they can get Terri to drool or twitch, with the one successful idiot taking out Terri's feeding tube out and spiking it in excessive celebration. Meanwhile, we have to deal with protestors outside the hospice, who have taken time off from complaining about liberal whining on FreeRepublic to do what else but...whine. But the protestors do add an interesting antagonist to the equation, God.
God would definitely not approve of this starvation, but hell, he'll certainly go for frying some 'tards in Texas! Funny thing about invoking God in a situation of a starving American woman, first thing, she was starving herself to death before she had a stroke (as George Carlin would've said, "Rich cunt don't wanna eat? FUCK HER!") and second, thousands of children starve to death in Africa everyday, where's the motherfuckin' sympathy for them? You know, instead of protesting in front of the Pinellas Park hospice/Ka'baah of Modern day Conservative Christanity, they could be actually working to raise money to prevent starvation of people around the world. BUT NO! FUCKING LIBERALS HAVE NO JOBS AND DO NOTHING BUT SMOKE POT THEY BOUGHT WITH THEIR WELFARE CHECKS, LOL! I'm tired of being called a murderer because I believe that Michael Schiavo says that Terri would've never wanted to be in that situation. Something tells me that having a big fucking tube forcefully shoved in my body might not exactly be "living" but then again, as a liberal (and drunk) human being, I'm not worthy of such an opinion. God wants all of us to be on life support, unless you are black and unable to afford the healthcare involved (see: Sun Hudson, Houston, TX).
But God has a plan. You will die, unless humans intervene and decide that despite the fact that you have holes in your brain filled with kool-aid that could make a biologist climax, they will extend your life to make sure that you can become a wedge issue that will further tear apart normal rational Americans and Krazy Kristian Konservatives. Hey, whatever happened to that whole Middle East democracy experiment anyways? Oh, Freedom is on the march? I heard the insurgents are on the roll...