Just Like Cal Rodger's Blues
When you're lost in the FAQs at dkos
Independence Day too
And your comment search fails
And alphabeticizing tags won't do
Don't check Hidden Comments
Because you no longer have TU
They got more consistent posters there
And they don't need a putz like you
Now if you see Bob Johnson
Please tell him thanks alot
I cannot breath
Coffee sprays out of my nose like snot
I barely have the strength to finish typing ...
BTW to make that last line rhyme
You gotta say aloud the dot dot dot
Sweet MSOC started MyLeftWing
And Booman started his Tribune
Each blog has its own focus
But all our voices sing progressive tunes
If you're here to stir up trouble
You'll be troll-rated your mojo will be ruined
Don't expect a friendly hearing
If that gasbag Limbaugh fills your thought baloon
Up on Recommended Diaries
It's good fortune or name
You will need one or the other
Though neither of them are to be what they claim
If you're lookin' to get silly
Be prepared to have your writing rated lame
Because the diary cops don't need you
And man they expect the same
Now all the frontpagers
They just stand around and boast
About when they started blogging
Or the bigwigs that they met at YearlyKos
Except for Armando who
can lurk but can no longer post
I miss his writing
And I even miss the way he used to boast
I started out just commenting
But soon that wasn't enough
I began making diaries
Most of them just right off the cuff
In retrospect the time I spend on writing
Is not nearly enough
I'm going back to do some lurking now
Because everything I write is mainly fluff
Happy Fourth everyone. I'm going out to mingle with the citizenry - wearing white and blue only. ;-)