Our Friend over at SocialOracle has come up with the perfect answer to our modern day quandary.
"The Evil Button"
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Evil always does a decent job marketing itself, although it does a good job of selling itself without it. Kinda like a major soft drink, they are number one, but they still advertise. It's to maintain the lead over the competition. Still, evil must appeal to new audiences to further broaden it's market share.
What's one way to this?
Create a motto!
- Evil, it's not as bad as you think.
- Evil, just do it.
- Got Evil?
- SHIFT_evil
- Evil: It's what your body needs
- "Just use the Evil Button"
Well, motto's are great to a point, but how to you build a case for success? Testimonials.
"With evil, I increased my profits overnight, by eliminating the competition!"
-- Ice Water, independent Drug Dealer
"Evil allowed me more time with my family."
-- Grandmother in Rapid Cit, MI
"I was stuck in a job full of people with professional ethics making a paltry living. Now I do what I love and the money just rolls in."
-- Mr. Lay, CEO
"As a preacher, I often wondered what Jesus did during his life. Evil showed me it doesn't matter what Jesus did, but to ask 'what would he do now'. As long as I can make my point and increase revenue for the collection plate. Let's face it, Jesus wasn't strong in finance, but Evil is"
-- Well known T.V. Evangelist
We could approach it like a prescription drug:
"If you are like the millions of people who suffer from an active conscience try Evil. Evil puts you back on the wrong track."
An Infomercial:
"Look and this side by side comparison. Good clearly takes longer than Evil to produce income. Looks like I'm going with Evil."
"You ask, 'Evil is basically fear and doubt, why can't I make it at home?' Good question; While Evil is made from these basic building blocks, it's actually a proprietary blend. Listen, you can get fear and doubt anywhere, but we throw in uncertainty at no additional cost."
In case of emergency; Break Glass: Deny responsibility and shift the blame.
Evil makes ethical decisions and moral dilemmas vanish! It's like magic! If it's a tough one, use a little more. Evil can turn good people into evil ones too, if used in quantity.
Now this was simply humor gone awry. Good doesn't need a button, it's not as easy, but more rewarding. You don't need a "Good" button, it's inside you.
Somtimes it's easy to see, but it usually doesn't advertise itself as outlined above. The amazing thing is if it you attempt to fight evil too hard, you risk becoming evil yourself. Evil is always right, never wrong. Evil believes in the good cause. Evil will help you "fight the good fight."
Want to get rid of it? Expose it to the light. Want to maintain an evil free environment? Stay vigilant. Want to be free, don't buy into it.