Want some reasons to vote Republican in 2006? See below the fold!
Want an administration that's four days late and four bucks short? Vote Republican!
Want a president who cares more about birthday cake than about storm victims? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that'll fuck up its own disaster relief plan? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that disguises CYA as press conferences? Vote Republican!
Want incompetent political appointees protecting your loved ones? Vote Republican!
Want Congress to underfund critical structural repairs? Vote Republican!
Like dead bodies floating in the water? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that's lost part of one American city, and almost a whole 'nother one? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that refuses disaster relief - from Americans and from abroad? Vote Republican!
Want Congressmen and Senators that can't fight for their home state? Vote Republican!
Want to lose your home in a preventable disaster? Vote Republican!
Want to lose your family members in a preventable disaster? Vote Republican!
Want to yawn at the thought of rebuilding New Orleans? Vote Republican!
Want to blame New Orleanians too poor to get out of Katrina's way as responsible for their own problems? Vote Republican!
Want a president that doesn't understand your pain? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that doesn't care if you die because of their neglect? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that will rescue you only when it becomes politically inexpedient not to? Vote Republican!
Want a politician that won't admit the response to Katrina was a monumental fuckup? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that constantly parrots "Now is not the time to fix blame!" hoping if he/she does so long enough, you'll forget to? Vote Republican!
Want an administration that will let another American city be destroyed? Vote Republican!
Want a Department of Homeland Security that provides none? Vote Republican!
Want to be ordered from your home, with no guarantee of return? Vote Republican!
Want to be lied to? Vote Republican!
Want your tax dollars to go to the wealthy (in the form of tax cuts) rather than fixing levees? Vote Republican!
Want bad government? Vote Republican!
Want a government that'll abandon you if you're poor? Vote Republican!
Want a pack of incompetent, worthless, lying scum sons of bitches in office dictating the circumstances of your life - and your death?
Vote Republican!