I love SchoolHouse Rock :) This is not meant to make fun of them. But here is another way to have fun on a late Saturday Night. Match a Schoolhouse Rock song to a Republican.
Click here for Rumsfeld's philosophy of life.
This must be his favorite Schoolhouse Rock song:
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here.
Come on down to Lolly's, get the
adverbs here
You're going to need
If you write or read,
Or even think about it.
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here.
Anything you need and we can make it absolutely clear...
"I haven't read that." Which is Rummy's response to EVERY question. It's an ADVERB! YAY!
An adverb is a word
(That's all it is! And there's a lot of them)
That modifies a verb,
(Sometimes a verb and sometimes)
It modifies an adjective, or else another adverb
And so you see that it's positively, very, very necessary.
"We pick our targets carefully and critically"
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
Father, son, and Lolly selling adverbs here.
Got a lot of adverbs, and we make it clear,
So come to Lolly! (Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Lots of good tricks at Lolly's so come on down.
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Adverbs deal with manner, place, time,
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Condition, reason,
(Father, son, and Lolly)
Comparison, contrast
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Enrich your language with adverbs!
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Besides they're absolutely free!
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
At your service.
Your turn! Name a SchoolHouse Rock song and the Republican it matches.