Saying that there may yet be criminal culpability to the Black Plague in medieval Europe, on Friday Florida Governor Jeb Bush released a letter he had sent to Pinellas County District Attorney Bernie McCabe asking for McCabe to open an investigation into what Michael Schiavo knew about the Plague, when he knew it, and whether he had called 911 early enough in the fourteenth century.
In related news, syndicated talk-show host Glenn Beck told his radio audience Friday that Schiavo may be responsible for the collapse of the case for invading Iraq. "I'm not saying that Michael Schiavo is as bad as Saddam," Beck said, "but you have to admit that they both have the capability to grow facial hair."