Send The Decider a message on Tuesday, Connecticut. Make sure George W. Bush hears you loud and clear, way out there in Crawford, Texas where he hides when he's not hiding in that White House he hijacked from us. Make sure Dick "Thirty-Thousand Dollar Shotgun" Cheney hears you. Make sure the RNC and DLC and Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid and Hillary and the guy who mows the lawn out at Mount Vernon hear you. He hasn't had any good news since 1961, and could really use some.
Make sure every one of Joe W. Lieberman's cocktail party pundit pals in Georgetown hear you. Make sure Tim "Meet the Stenographers" Russert and Brit "Seig Heil" Hume and Sean "Liberals Must Die" Hannity hear you. They're all fucking deaf, so vote real LOUD. Shove a Lamont landslide down their throats, and when they start howling, give them a quarter and tell them to call someone who cares.
Send them ALL a message.
Right before you vote on Tuesday, turn on your TV and take a good look at that obscenity with a dome on top that used to be our United States Capitol. Joe W. Lieberman's favorite church choir, the Republican Party, has turned it into a whorehouse. It's owned and operated now by K-Street pimps, who are busy stealing billions of our taxpayer dollars when they aren't up in Connecticut elbowing reporters in the face and shoving senior citizens around so they can spew their lies about Ned Lamont.
Flip the channel if you have the stomach for it. Take a good look at Joe W. Lieberman's favorite war. Take a good look at hundreds of thousands of Shi'ites marching in Baghdad shouting, "Death to America! Death to Israel." The Iraqis are damn well standing up at long last, so apparently our troops can stand down now. Mission Accomplished! Go find an aircraft carrier and land your pompous ass on it, Joe W. Lieberman.
We'll wait.
Just get back to Connecticut by Tuesday so you can see The Kiss float one last time before you get your ass kicked out of the Senate and have to take that receptionist job at Halliburton.
America is watching, Connecticut. America is waiting. The world is watching. The world is waiting. Show them what American democracy is all about. Show them we've had enough. Show them we are going to take our country back. Remember the $30 billion in profits Joe W. Lieberman's big oil buddies rake in every three months, scrape up $10 to put some gas in your car on the way to the polls, and vote for Ned Lamont so we don't all become minimum wage windshield wipers at Exxon/Mobil's Global Gas Station, Inc.
Remember those social security checks your parents and grandparents get, and vote for Ned Lamont so those checks don't end up in Wall Street bank accounts. Remember the dead Americans lying face down in the toxic floodwaters of New Orleans, and vote for Ned Lamont so that will never happen again. Remember the 2,584 flag-draped caskets we've never been allowed to see, and vote for Ned Lamont so more won't come home in 2007 and 2008 and 2009 and 2010 and 2011 and 2012, when Senator Joe W. Lieberman would still be staying the course with George W. Bush and lecturing us about patriotism.
Stand up, Connecticut. Stand up for New Lamont. Send this decent and honorable man to the United States Senate. We'll stand beside you. We'll go to Ned Lamont for Senate and volunteer. We'll make GOTV phone calls, we'll do everything we can to help.
But it's up to you on Tuesday, Connecticut. Send the Royal Incumbents of Washington D.C. and their adoring servants in the media the bill for six years of deceit, corruption, death, misery, and shame. Make them pay for what they've done. Make them pay every cent. Hand Joe W. Lieberman that bill on Tuesday and tell him to hit the highway and keep driving south until the familiar stench of Capitol Hill beckons him to his reserved parking spot, there in the shadow of that Capitol Hill Whorehouse he's so proud of.
Cross-posted on Soapbox4Truth