Dear Readers,
It is time for the maiden voyage of my new feature, "What's Your Fucking Problem?" (Replacing the much-loved Tinfoil Hat Question of the Week.)
Admit it, you need to lighten your load tonight.
Neocon neighbor teasing you about Saddam? Lady at the unemployment line giving you shit? Boss harassing you? I am uncle theoria, and I am here to give you advice. Questions regarding the taboo subjects of sex, politics and religion only, please. (And keep it clean. I use constant obscenities because I have a weak mind.
You have no excuse.)
I'm listening...
(Answers to come tomorrow)