No weapons found AT ALL? How nuts is that. They can be found in Syria, Iran, Libya, Pakistan, India, Israel, North Korea...
I mean, we were talking poison gas, germs, and miscellaneous nuclear waste. (You can find ALL of that stuff on the beaches on New Jersey!)You can find weapons in Wyoming! Shit, you can probably find them in Woodstock. Disneyland. But to find NONE?
I don't clean THAT good when company is coming. You'll surely find some underwear kicked under the bed, the tops of the shelves are NOT dusted, and the guest toilet looks good but my bathroom upstairs? yuch.
Is it possible that the inspectors were really THAT good! You know, that is probably the truth: not only did the inspections work, they were a model of excellence! About time somebody actually congratulated those folks!
Oh, and the "lack of planning"? Well, that excuse is good for 48 hours, maybe a week or two. Just how long DOES it take a government to zip up its fly?