Okay, I'm suckering you (kind of) with the title. But this can be filed in unintentionally funny/accurate:
I get news updates from The Olympian, the newspaper from Olympia, WA. This afternoon I got one that read:
From: "The Olympian" <news@olympia.com>
To: switzerblog
Subject: News Alert: SWAT team arrests assault suspect
Body of mail below the fold...
White House official: Bush to nominate John C. Roberts Jr. to Supreme Court
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush chose federal appeals court judge John C. Roberts Jr. on Tuesday as his first nominee for the Supreme Court, selecting a rock solid conservative whose nomination could trigger a tumultuous battle over the direction of the nation's highest court, a senior administration official said.
Check www.theolympian.com throughout the day for updates.
That's it. The entire body of "SWAT team arrests assault suspect" is about John C. Roberts Jr. being nominated for the Supreme Court. Is it just me, or is that exactly what should be happening in the white house today?