president bush is getting off the helicopter in front of the white house. he has a baby pig under each arm. the marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "nice pigs, sir." the president replies: "these are not pigs. these are authentic texan razorback hogs. i got one for vp cheney and i got one for defense secretary rumsfeld."
the marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "nice pigs, sir."
the president replies: "these are not pigs. these are authentic texan razorback hogs. i got one for vp cheney and i got one for defense secretary rumsfeld."
the marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "nice trade, sir."