I. Fun With Sig Lines
So I was reading some comments a week or so ago, and I couldn't stop laughing about a few of the sig lines. I thought it would be fun to collect little snippets of comments that have amused me over the years and present them as possible sig lines. Here are a few that have cracked me up for one reason or another:
I'd never think of saying my online nemesis Kagro X made it to the front page due to his willingness to show his cleavage -- even though in his specific case it's true
I have done more for political campaigns then you could even imagine, and I'm only 25.
I think you should be banned, you hateful, hateful creature!
Markos doesn't crash gates[.] The gates see him coming and they crash themselves
The Nazgul and Lord Sauron darken our doors. They seek to shut out the light of truth.
another Kos Kop descends
Passive aggressives agree with your approach
That's TR worthy? Things seem to be getting more fascistic around here by the day
I do not intend to let this rest. My only question is whether I'll take legal action.
I was rabid! Oh yes I was, from my black little nose to my wooly white tail!
So you can stop lying, and you will NOT be called a liar, or you can learn to live with being called a liar if you are going to continue to lie.
you are dirty, trying a dirty knife fight when I've got the logical guns.
Who's the wanker? Heh.
I claim no credentials except being right.
I miss arguing about whether we should say 'Fuck' in diary titles.
Of course, there are several sig lines that people have actually used that totally crack me up:
From brownsox:
Joe Lieberman likes to be called an "Independent Democrat". I like being called a "sexual dynamo".
From Trapper John:
I have blogged. I have blogged hard
From Pager:
"...the Edwards folks do not endorse Brittany's crotch."
From SeattleLiberal:
Don't make me use my "special nerd powers" on you.
Let's hear your favorite sig line candidates in the comments!
II. Tonight's Top Comments
Via llbear:
andydoubtless, appearing in kredwyn's recommended diary, Remember This? The Human Face behind McClurkin's War, passionately describes the devastating reality of gay teen suicide.
Via nyceve:
In my diary, My Congressperson pays $188.42 a month for Cadillac health insurance, kaleidescope makes an astute observation about Congress.
Via donnamarie:
In DWG's diary titled Katrina In Iraq: a dam is on the verge of collapse, IndySteve gives a sad, but accurate, assessment of the likely outcome of Bush administration involvment in the situation.
Via taylormattd (hey that's me!):
In OrangeClouds115's diary titled, erm, What I'd Really Like For My Birthday is a Big Cock, OC starts of an amusing thread, and Bob Johnson once again makes a funny.
From the same diary, alasmoses cracks wise.
As does condoleaser.
Via OrangeClouds115:
[who obviously has the same taste in comment humor as me :)]
Debby does double entendre.
condoleaser responds to the title of my diary with this picture.
Via aggieric:
harrylimelives, in discussing Hillary Clinton's disciplined candidacy, talks about the difference between politics and cannibalism.
Via Crashing Vor:
In EastCoastShock's diary on Gen. David "Walks on Water" Petraeus' plagiarized counterinsurgency manual, Gooserock perfectly sums up "responsibility," Republican-style
Top Mojo
Top Mojo excluding search-identifiable tip jars and first diary comments:
1) I just returned from my grandmother's 90th by DMiller — 97
2) Pelosi: Profile In Expediency by frandor55 — 89
3) Thank for stopping by by david mizner — 87
4) Small editing suggestion... by homogenius — 82
5) Thank you for a great diary by cfk — 79
6) Pelosi: Profile in taking impeachment off by Do Tell — 68
7) Sabre rattling by Wes Clark — 66
8) Self-interest should never be underestimated by RFK Lives — 62
9) thank you so much, cfk by noweasels — 62
10) For less-religious content by Dallasdoc — 61
11) Let me make this very clear: by pastordan — 60
12) It is not going to be easy. by funluvn1 — 59
13) No Impeachment = Aiding and Abetting by xxdr zombiexx — 58
14) You might add wha Jesus said to Queers... by ExStr8 — 58
15) thanks for writing weez by FireCrow — 57
16) Thank you. by pastordan — 54
17) This shouldn't have been troll rated. by chumley — 54
18) You mean this guy is not a war expert? by Shockwave — 54
19) "Basis for firm diplomacy..." by Bob Johnson — 51
20) If someone interfered with your employment by ca democrat — 51
21) Beautiful diary by dedmonds — 50
22) I'm with you by WI Deadhead — 50
23) Happy Tuesday! by ClickerMel — 49
24) Why can't Iran have nuclear weapons? by Common Cents — 49
25) I agree. by icebergslim — 47
26) I'm not into religion or Christianity by SoCalLiberal — 47
27) Wes, why have you and Hillary claimed that the by Bob Johnson — 47
28) Happy Tuesday! :-) by Common Sense Mainer — 46
29) Noweasels, I know you are a lawyer by Cartoon Peril — 44
30) As an American Indian ... by Meteor Blades — 44
Top Mojo with No Exclusions:
1) Tips for the Constitution by noweasels — 481
2) Tip Jar by pastordan — 410
3) How can we stop Immunity by drational — 290
4) Come on now, by OrangeClouds115 — 258
5) Thank you by Wes Clark — 201
6) Tip jar by Brandon Friedman — 144
7) tips or spit by fink — 143
8) I'm assuming thugs like Tom DeLay . . . by nyceve — 141
9) Tips for a real AG and by TomP — 124
10) Someone should tell David Horowitz by thinkbridge — 99
11) I just returned from my grandmother's 90th by DMiller — 97
12) Pelosi: Profile In Expediency by frandor55 — 89
13) Thank for stopping by by david mizner — 87
14) tips for a candidate by desmoinesdem — 84
15) Small editing suggestion... by homogenius — 82
16) Thank you for a great diary by cfk — 79
17) Tip Jar by CrazyDrumGuy — 79
18) nose, meet face -- now cut! by immanentize — 78
19) Tip Jar by Winter Rabbit — 73
20) Tips for workers! by be inspired — 72
21) Daily Moment of Zen by madame defarge — 70
22) Pelosi: Profile in taking impeachment off by Do Tell — 68
23) Sabre rattling by Wes Clark — 66
24) Tips for nasty emails leading to quick responses? by young montana voter — 65
25) Cold Wet Pootie Tuesday by khereva — 63
26) Tips by faithfull — 63
27) Self-interest should never be underestimated by RFK Lives — 62
28) thank you so much, cfk by noweasels — 62
29) Cheers!!! n/t by davidseth — 62
30) For less-religious content by Dallasdoc — 61
We have so many insightful and powerful diaries written here at Daily Kos. Our diaries inform, inflame, impassion, and even entertain. We Kossacks have strong voices and an even stronger will to be the change we wish to see in this country.
