OK-Sen: The crazy radical Andrew Rice

Gasp. The Oklahoma Republican Party has just blown this race away by exposing State Sen. Andew Rice's (D) connection to the most radical of radical organizations. The most leftest of leftist groups. We're talking shit so far out of the mainstream, that I have the vapors just thinking about it.

What groups can these be? Well, please sit down before you click over to see. It's groups like:

Sierra Club ("Global warming alarmists")
Twenty-First Century Democrats ("ultra-liberal [...] leaders from Planned Parenthood and labor unions")
ACLU ("Civil Libertarians")
MoveOn ("Betrayus")
Some group called "Hollywood" ("Jeanine Garofalo")
Democracy for America ("They share the same values and vision as Howard Dean")
Stonewall Democrats ("Gay agenda")
The Communist Party (he is a Democrat, after all)

And don't get me started on the Progressive Alliance Foundation. "Rice founded The Progressive Alliance Foundation. Its goal is to convince Oklahomans that anti-war, pro-gay liberal values are actually our values. The group’s slogan is "Progressive Values, Mainstream Values, Oklahoma Values."

Imagine the horror! Damn it -- Oklahoma values are all about war mongering and gay-bashing! You know, good, and wholesome values like that!

But there's more!

Andrew Rice is the poster child for extreme liberal organizations. He is a proud member of liberal activist site "DailyKos" and frequently is a guest writer on the site.

Wait ... that's all we get? "Extreme liberal organization"? Come on, doesn't anyone at the Oklahoma Republican Party watch Bill O'Reilly??? This site is like Hitler! Like the KKK! Like Al Capone! Like Benito Mussolini! We are anti-Christ reborn!

What are they doing over in Oklahoma? Phoning it in? "Extreme liberal organization" is sooooo 2004.

I fully expect them to spice it up a bit. They can call up Falafel Boy for suggestions.

Oklahoma Republicans are a special breed of nuttery apart. This is the state of Inhofe, "global warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people," and the state of Tom Coburn, "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom."

They've got a reputation to uphold. And frankly, they're going to have to dial it up a bit more to meet those lofty expectations.

Meanwhile, after seeing how scary Andrew Rice is, I hope no one goes and checks out his site and volunteers, contributes, or signs up for his email list.

Race tracker wiki: OK-Sen