Also, FCC bans any use of f@#k, f%$k, or any other such disguising of the word fuck. Further, even when not referring to sex, and especially when referring to sex, one may not substitute the word fudge.
No other substitutions will be allowed either. No "shoot" for "shit", no "Kant" for c#$t, no "darn" for "damn", and no "wuss" for "puss".
In an impending announcement, Bush will be appointing a language and grammar czar, named Mrs. Malby, who will help the nation end its immoral and dangerous use of "over-signifiers".
Indeed, the nation is in a crisis of using exlamatory adjectives to punctuate utterances. All expressions of frustration, anger or excitement (especially homoerotic) need to be weeded out of the language, no exclamatory speech will be tolerated (in fact is likely profanatory), and all will be encouraged, when unable to resist embellishment, to use the terms "golly", "geez" or "jolly".