These Are Surveys, Not Scientific Polls: Look! There's a new player in the Women Who Might Get Elected President if the Only Other Candidate Was Roy Cohn's Rotting Corpse game. Are we disturbed by the creeping politicization of celebrity? Yes. Did we like Angelina Jolie way better when she devoted all her free time to transvestitic bloodplay with Billy Bob Thornton? Do you even have to ask? But, listen, if Jolie in the White House means Pat O'Brien in the White House press room, she's got our vote! -- GREG BEATO (Via Wonkette.)