Music and lyrics after the fold.
Here is the 2005 movie version of the song, for those that haven't heard it before.
Springtime for BillO
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Roger Ailes was having trouble
Needed something newer
Find us a hatemonger to bring in
More right-wing viewers
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
He looked around and then he found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR, FOX NEWS SECURITY:
And now it's...
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
Fox News is happy and gay!
We're going to rule the cable news
Look out, we're taking down the Jews!
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
Gibson and Malkin, them too!
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
Watch out, Kossacks
We're coming for you!
Springtime for BillO and the Factor...
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Look, it's springtime
FOX NEWS SECURITY:
Winter for Olbermann's gig
FOX NEWS VIEWERS AND FOX NEWS SECURITY:
Springtime for BillO and the Factor!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
FOX NEWS SECURITY:
Come on, fundies
Let's slaughter some pigs!
FOX NEWS'S "NEIL":
I was born in Buffalo and that is why they call me Neil.
FOX NEWS'S "BRIT":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Grand Ol' party!
MALKIN:
The Loofah is coming, the Loofah is coming, the Loofah is coming!
FOX NEWS SECURITY #1:
O'Reilly!
FOX NEWS SECURITY #2:
O'Reilly!
LEAD TENOR FOX NEWS SECURITY:
O'Reilly!
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
ALL:
O'Reilly!
(BILL enters)
BILL:
O myself!
Look at me
I'm the guy
Who's out to rewrite history
O myself
Take a stand
There's no greater
Commentator in the land!
I am not some kind of evil host!
BLOGGERS:
Yes, you are!
BILL:
If you're looking for hate sites, see DailyKos!
O myself
Raise your beer!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
To Bush!
BILL:
Ev'ry yuppie-guppie Repub stand and cheer!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry yuppie-guppie Repub...
BILL:
O myself!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Ev'ry yuppie-guppie Repub...
BILL:
O myself!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Ev'ry yuppie-guppie Repub...
BILL:
...stand and cheer!
THE FOX-IES:
O'Reilly is getting them riled up!
He's got those Kossacks on the run
Found an anti-Semite in dhon(ig)!
O'Reilly is getting them riled up
Find one comment, then out he logs
They're freaking out in all the blogs
Posting pootie pics instead of dogs!
O'Reilly is getting them riled up!
BILL:
I was just a small-time pitcher
And an obscure writer
Got a phone call from the station
Told me I was anchor
CBS was mean
Many things I'd seen
Wrote me a book
Revenge I took
Now Fox News's smiling through!
Oh, it ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
I am the best show whiz
O myself
Watch my show
Got the highest rated program
Dontcha know
(Yeah, we're losing viewers
To some sports r'porter. Not fair!)
Put on a fake smile
Keep 'em all beguiled to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
"Hate site's" the new word today
BILL:
Springtime!
Hate site!
FOX NEWS VIEWERS MEN:
Bombs raining from dKos again
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Fox News is on the rise again
BILL & FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Springtime for BillO and the Factor
Sponsors are dropping us now
Bad time for BillO and the Factor
BILL:
Means that...
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Kossacks, this means...
BILL:
Kossacks, you know this...
FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Kossacks, you know this...
BILL:
Kossacks, you know this...
BILL & FOX NEWS VIEWERS:
Kossacks, you know this means war!!
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