Well, this is it. I'm not leaving and it's all your fault you...people (if that
IS your real name).
First let me say that I've been posting here for longer than I've been alive and most of you are too new to remember "Classic PBJ", but trust me, it was da' bomb (do kids still say that when they mean groovy?) Well, in my dotage I've become less humor-ish and more cantankerous by the mouthful. I've grown to hate most of you with the same passion I reserve for throwing the remote control at my cat so she'll move off the carpet when she vomits.
Time has changed me, here is my first comment on this board from the run-up to the primary in Guam:
Daily Kos is Like ICE CREAM! (4.00 / 99)
I'm so glad to be a part of such a wonderful weblog-o-sphere! I just know that together we can make a difference, I can't wait 'til Dukakis clean's Eisenhower's clock in October!
We rock, people! |
Well, I had a couple of facts wrong, but people were very kind to me as a New "B", and helped guide me into the community of man that is this imaginary place filled with computer-generated artificial personalities.
But now, things are different. I'm older, I smell worse and you people, well, I used to derive pleasure from reading politics and getting 4's, now I just derive pleasure from reading politics and getting LOTS of 4's. Things will never be the same for me, and I don't even know what the fuck is going on with fruit dumping. Fruit has always made me...well, this isn't the time or place.
As proof of my devolution into cynicism and foul language (Thanks MaryFuckingScott O'GodammedConnor!) Just look at one of my recent comments from the run-up to the Tsunami in Guam:
Daily Kos is Like Fucking SOUR CREAM! (1.33/ 99)
I'm so pissed to be a part of such a shitty weblog-o-sphere! I just know that together we can't do shit, I await Nixon's resurrection in October!
We suck, people! |
So, it is with a heavy heart (too much bacon) that I say to you all, especially Armando, Goodbye Cruel World er...uh...Meh. I won't be leaving now, so I hope you remember me as I am (sticky and drooling) and not as I wish I was. And please, for the sake of the democratic party, stop being humorless and mean and petty and whiny and sour and bland and convoluted and barbaric and humorless and sleepy and carnivorous and humorless( it's really important).