If evangelical we let evangelical christians amend the constitution to suit their theocratical aims then I propose a modest tit for tat...let us amend the ten commandments.
A few ideas:
Change "Honor thy Parents" to "Honor thy Children (and fund their godamm education)"
"Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Oxen" is a bit out of date "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors DSL Line" perhaps?
Amend "Thou Shalt Not Take G-ds Name In Vain" to allow exceptions for stubbing your toe or Republican electoral victory.