If Democrats had a noise machine, Republicans would commit "gaffes" and appear "angry" or "aloof."
If Democrats had a noise machine, it would be remind voters that more ballots were cast in the Republican leadership race than there were Republicans eligible to vote.
If Democrats had a noise machine, they would use the following quote to illustrate how out of touch with ordinary Americans Republicans really are. Asked about lobbying reform, Trent Lott complained. "Where are you going, to McDonald's?"
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