OK... if the media treated Kerry like they treated Dean...
Some questions Kerry better learn to answer- because you can bet Bush and Rover will go after him.
TEN QUESTIONS FOR KERRY
- Where were you when Michael Dukakis was handing out his furloughs and polluting Boston Harbor? You were his Lt. Governor.
- Ever experience any of that PTSD? It made John McCain crazy, y'now.
- Ever illegally import any endangered species from Vietnam and let your buddy take the fall?
- Were you getting it on w/Ms. Heinz while her husband was alive?
- You and Bush were both Skull and Bones. Care to discuss?
- Are you prepared to be morphed into your best friend Ted Kennedy?
- Is your White House staff gonna be run like your campaign?
- Ever participate in any mass-a-cres in 'nam (remember what the Repugs did to that other Kerrey fella?)
- Why weren't you smart enough to see that Cheney/Bush/Rumsfeld were lying about the WMDs?
- Is that your real hair?
I know it sucks but you better believe its coming.