You have to figure that if Kerry wins, that there will be a flood of pardons in the last few days before JFK is sworn in. Who will be pardoned:
My money is on:
- Cheney
- Rumsfeld
- Ashcroft
- Wolfowitz
- Perle
- Feith
- Abrams
- Card
- DeLay
- Rice
- Sanchez
- Myers
- Rove
- Libby
- Ken Lay
- Jeb Bush
- Neil Bush
- Colin Powell (He'll turn stoolie at the slightest risk of jail).
- Ted Olson (not necessarily for his actions in the administration, but he did perjure himself in the confirmation hearings)
- Alberto Gonzales (WH Counsel)
- Christie Todd Whitman (For lying about ground zero air quality) Really, I'm not joking. He doesn't want her to say, "I was told to by Andrew Card!", and for Card to then roll over on him
Did I miss anyone?
More importantly , can BUSH PARDON HIMSELF?