I couldn't make this up. Sean Hannity has started a
dating section on his website. He's actually encouraging these people to get together and, if all goes well, breed. This site will provide me with hours of entertainment.
I originally found this story on AmericaBlog who then pointed to Center for American Progress
Here's one of my favorite ones:
I live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male. I am a smoker. I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5′-11″ Dayton has a lot of liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell .... Some find me hot, some not. You decide. I have good morals and values and I am of a conservative nature. ...I have all my teeth and brush them... Someone who isn't a control freak. Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I find it a turn off...
I swear this is true and he's right up the road from me. I can't tell you how disappointed I am that he isn't interested in a liberal lady.
Should I create one and put it on the site? How about this:
Conservative chick looking for man who lies, cheats, steals and is devoid of reality. I prefer someone who is under-educated, ill-informed and spits on homeless people. Just think of all the fun we could have laughing at the old people on the street once BushGod manages to get rid of that drain on society, Social Security. Knuckle-draggers given top priority.
If you have an ad, I'd love to see it!
Update [2005-2-25 0:39:10 by TracieLynn]:
Here are some of the more interesting comments I’ve seen in some of these people’s profiles. One term I have seen pop up on several occasions is ‘Political Pornography.’ Anyone know what that means?
God won this election.... make no mistake about it.
[in the guise of Ken Blackwell]
I agree with everything Sean says and wish he had an older brother. I would like to find someone whose Conservative views, love of our country, and appreciation for our wonderful President and his fantastic administration are shared.
Please, no drug users, cheaters, liars, womanizers, or heavy drinkers.
[umm, she might want to look outside the Republican party then.]
I'm looking for a strong minded conservative woman to take to dinner in a San Francisco restaurant. One who's smart enough to wait until we are served before delighting in the discussion of liberals, their flaws and their feeble attempts to hide them. I'd like to hold out for Ann, but I'm a realist.
[Wonder what the woman is allowed to talk about, or if she is allowed to talk before being served.]
All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday...
[I'm afraid to comment on this one.]
Please don't over-analyze me--half the time 'I' don't know what I'm thinking. Or WHY.
[Yes, she’s a Republican.]
Also, if you think that Paul Krugman, Robert Scheer and Harry Reid are a disgrace to the definition of "man" then you get bonus points!
[Sorry, baby. Those ARE real men.]
So, because I actively searched for the truth (rather than just accepted a life lived solely on personal emotions), I now appreciate both sides of arguments - and know that conservatism is correct (they don't call us "right" for nothing, huh?).