CNN just reported that Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, while answering questions about his "book" (I use the term very loosely), has said he won't run for President in 2008.
The quote given by CNN was (and I'm paraphrasing here) that he thought the 2006 Senate re-election campaign will be so hard that the thought of repeating the dose in 2008 just seems too much to consider.
This comes, of course, hot on the heels of a recent
Rasmussen poll that shows Santorum doesn't have a prayer of getting re-elected in 2006, so I'm thinking the Senator for anal leakage finally realizes (and the Republican Party probably does too) that he's a political cancer.
Not to mention the "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Nice work, folks. We kept the blowtorch to this goon's belly for the last four years, and he's starting to wither on the vine.
Who's next?