having once played major general stanley in his college production of
the pirates of penzance (to rousing acclaim), skippy could not resist finishing the song that
atrios has started more than once on his open threads...
with apologies to gilbert and sullivan (and mad kane )...to the tune of "i am the very model of a modern major general" (after the jump):
i am a very model of a modern major thread-a-bot
i have the information on what did who when and who did what,
and reasons that the netroots and the grassroots need to pillory
the jerks like biden, and al from and liberman and hillary,
i'll tell exactly how the gop destroys your sanity
by spreading lies with talking points through coulter, rush and hannity,
and how repubbblican agendas will decrease your salary...
(spoken)
what rhymes with salary? ah! i've got it!
(sung)
and karl rove and why he never should have mentioned valerie!
(chorus)
and karl rove and why he never should have mentioned valerie!
and karl rove and why he never should have mentioned valerie!
and karl rove and why he never should have mentioned valer, valer-eeee...
(solo)
and vitaminic supplements in schwarzenegger's old bio
and all the coins that disappeared from pension plans in ohio,
in short if you need info on who did who when and what did what
just come and read the comments on the modern major thread-a-bot!
(chorus)
in short if you need info on what did who when and who did what
just come and read the comments on the modern major thread-a-bot!
(repeat, as cheney, the pirate king, enters)