From General JC Christian (my first stop on the internets every day to receive new marching orders, dontcha know) we have a link provided by a patriot (in the comments) for the sort of phone sex Bill O'Liely
should have called, but I do not doubt it's popular amongst the rest of the Faux News crew -
Lie Girls
Be sure to navigate to the MP3s of the available messages.
Hmmm... That's some gooood parody!
Just dont listen at work!