Obamawitz

I, a Southern Jewish white woman, wholeheartedly pledge to vote for that nice Jewish boy, Baruch Hershel Obamawitz, in November.

And Senator Obama, as much as I would love for you to come visit us here in Tennessee, I'm well aware that it's such a bad year here that you really do have a better shot of winning Montana than winning Tennessee, as scary as that is.  But we love you anyway!