Also, Palin Has Magical Powers Or Something

After seeing Markos' description of the NRO pundits yesterday, I don't even dare look at the conservative pundit "wisdom" today. And why bother? I'm sure we could make up stuff that sounds close enough. Shut up, everyone, Palin is great! McCain is showing true leadership by proving he doesn't even need a qualified Vice President! That Obama is in trouble now -- all his fancy words are no match for our power of focused crabbiness!

GOLDBERG ADDS:

Could the next hurricane help McCain? Undoubtably, by reminding Americans that God isn't going to brook any more nonsense from this country, and everyone had better straighten up and fly right. I figure every hundred deaths would translate into a +20 bump for McCain in the polls. Maybe more, because McCain was a POW and that's totally like being in a hurricane, so he's got experience with this.

K-LO:

I predict a huge convention bounce for us in MN, because between the bridge and the airport Republicans have great brand recognition here. It's like our version of Disneyland. Wouldn't Larry Craig make a great school teacher? I heard Vitter was being considered for the VP slot... he's so dreamy.

That "Brown Menace Is Coming" Guy Whose Name I Never Remember:

Maybe it was a great speech yesterday, but i's only a matter of time before your neighbors are all as black as Obama. Black, black, black. If McCain chose Pawlenty, he wins the election, because Pawlenty sounds as white as a Canadian snowbank. People don't want a bunch of ethnic columns hanging around their daughters, and McCain will save us with his translucent, nonscary whiteness.

Or whatever. Might as well just make up quotes for them at this point, it's not like we could accidentally make them sound goofier than they are. Yay, punditry!