First off, no offense is meant to any religious types, even those who deny climate change, nor do I mean to suggest that all climate deniers are going to hell.
But, on with the satire!
"Lucifer, it seems rather cold in here"
"What do you mean? Hell has always been this temperature!"
"But, Lucifer, my ice cream - it isn't melting"
"Oh, that? That's part of Hell's natural climate cycle"
"But this change happened so fast! It seemed to coincide with the new circle of hell you built."
"Nonsense. This is a temporary cooling cycle, it'll warm up again soon"
"I hear reports that the seventh circle is building a skating rink, Lucifer. Is that the sort of hell you want? Watching the condemned Broad Street Bullies beat up on everyone yet again?"
"But, I enjoy watching them. besides, 1 million years ago, it was colder in hell"
"Yes, but in those ages, it took thousands of years to cool and warm...we've done it in a mere 100 years"
"Not to worry, not to worry, this is all natural. Now where did my coat go? I've got to visit my friends down in level 10. They have a new investment to tell me about. Something called a "Credit Fault Swap".
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I feel like Maureen Dowd, without the NYT readership, ability to write dialog, and paycheck. Some allusions stolen from the Classic Onion Article, 10th Circle added to rapidly growing hell (and one obvious one from the Simpson's). Suggestions about how to, you know, actually write decent dialog welcome :D.