OK. OK... it's the freaking Onion for crying out loud (a satire news site for you folks who have never seen their work).
Always entertaining, occasionally they hit one clear out of the freaking park. This is one of those occasions. My son in the military sent me the link with this comment:
Hardy har har har. I love it
This "article" is one great bit after another. my favorite "quote".
If we left our supplies behind, we could be out of here in 15 minutes
Rather than me cut and paste the whole thing into this Diary, I'll let you mosey over to The Onion site to check it out.
After a day of topping out your blood pressure, grinding your teeth and causing heart palpitations, a walk on the lighter side might do us all some good. While your there, check out these other hot "articles".
Maybe Bushco should hire these guys. They are much more believable than a lot of what comes out of Bushco's mouths.
Terrorist Has No Idea What To Do With All This Plutonium.
An older one...organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention.
One on the torture issue...CIA Chief Admits To Torture After Six-Hour Beating, Electrocution.
And my personal favorite...Rove Implicated In Santa Identity Leak.
Har Har Har and Merry Christmas.
Deck the Halls with calls for impeachment.