Dear Mr. President,
I hate to interrupt your much-needed vacation from all the hard work you do. I hope you're having fun down there in Crawford. I am sure it was quite a bummer to have all that interrupted by that mess over there with the tidal wave. Can you believe the numbers? Sad. Unbelievable.
We hear they're saying at least 116,000 people are dead and over 5 million are homeless. That was sure nice of you to donate 7 dollars per homeless person. I'm sure that'll help them a lot. I hear you can build a house, feed your kids, get malaria medicine and even bury some relatives on less than 5 dollars in some countries. You must have heard this too...
Enjoy your vacation!