Time to vote for your favorite hate mail of the year! See the 15 finalists below the fold, all culled from our regular weekend feature, the Saturday hate mail-apalooza.
It was actually pretty hard whittling the field down, but I think I got most of the obvious classics. And reading through the finalists, "Dear Socialist Fuckstick" isn't the slam dunk winner it seemed at the time. There is some pretty stiff competition.
So dive in, relive the memories of glories Saturdays bygone, then vote for your favorite.
The Lord Rebuke You!
After taking a quick look at this blog I have reached several conclusions:
1.) You hate 99% of the American public, which is conservative NOT
nazi. Please understand the difference in worldview!
2.) Most of what you (all) write is outside of the bounds of reality,
so much so that I honestly wonder where you guys (and gals) are taking
your marching orders from: The Communist Internationale maybe?
3.) And lastly, a warning: If ANY of you Leftist wingbats EVER post an
anti-government comment, we will make sure that the FBI, the DHS and
other agencies that keep an eye on evil extremists like yourselves
will "pull the plug" on your online hate-fest.
The Lord Rebuke You! Get a clue, grow a brain and get a life!
Hitler's Son
HItler's Son
I believe you are the offspring of
Adolf Hitler and Ms Satan. You dont deserve to live in this country and spout your evil diatribe.
I will predict that your future is getting shorter by the day. My group is supporting an ad
to provide your bio for all to see. I could call you all kinds of names but then I would be no better than you. If I were you I would watch my step. Evil is your middle name. This garbage that you promote only helps prove what an idiot you really are.
I WELCOME YOUR RESPONSE
Mensa International
I am a member of Mensa International and we had a recent meeting which required we study your show over a three week period and comment on just exactly what we thought. We all agreed your show was quite intertaining. However, the main question was; how can a man with the brain power of a knat and the persistence of a common housefly function on a seemingly higher level. We all concluded that you have a strong almost school girl crush on Obama and when you are on your knees sucking that hard that the high volume of air rushing to your pea like brain causes a temporary increase in intellence, allowing you to function on a higher plane for short periods of time. This is entirely just an opinion, because as Mensa members we rarely have contact with Democrats. We did find it interesting though, that when someone questioned your falling ratings, that you countered with your show had increased in ratings and never mentioned Fox which has been kickin your butt for years, by big numbers. Gee, I wonder who is speaking for the people? Try reporting this; why is it that so called News Reporters never ask Capitol hill why no one reads bills before they sign them? By the by, if Rush Limbaugh is such a bad guy, why does he smoke you on ratings? Most people don't know who you are. This is as it should be.
Dear Olbermenchs
Dear Olbermenchs,...
Isn't that funny how, after twelve weeks of doing what you do so well, abet a bit more damp then is healthy, and the making fun of Beck and tea baggers and the plebs and the proletariat and the fools and the idiots and all, how lovely that Marquesa Pollozzo , in the dead of night, like a brigantine from which her family came,-- look it up, yall,-- had fucked you over for her own almost Ombamalalama the cat dancer unstable need of TRIUMPH, triumph! Am I being too Machiavellian in wondering , did they do this so late to avoid those tea baggers who hated this Bill from the first, or to screw over the suckers who approved of it, hence an amendment against abortion which is a Republicans dream! It only took the fairy Queen and the house of Jews to patricianly unleagalize abortion! Now, Passion is catching, and how!, scathing even , and even all the tribunes want something of a victory lap, especially and strangely when unemployment hits double digits, as it has such a Nero building his champagne rooms whilst the people starve quality to it all.
How lovely that for a whole season and some , you and the GE paid apparatchiks,Pinkos who work for a war profiteer, have been made to tar and demean Americans as I have never seen, and which the brilliant Bill, knew in his black little Jesuit heart, was plainly stupid, and yet when, as my Romans who you all hate say ''knife came to shield'', they did what they always do, and backed down again. Oh, who would have seen that coming...?...one little amendment brought a needed seven or eight blue dogs to vote for your unwieldy monstrosity, and now, thanks to the woman Disraeli, taking a bow at midnight, like Batman or Fagin, showing inextricable and perpetual surprise, they now think they run the place, do these azure dogs, and this is jut the beginning of their next reelection campaign, sorry kids.
And abortion , no less! Abortionists creed, abortion's epistles, was all hurled to the ground as Marius warned these types are always willing to do to save themselves. Good God, the closest thing you all come to a sacrament, no less, was so eagerly and easily thrown, hurled, under whatever closest bus there was, as when making omelet...and all of that. What suckers you all are. It couldn't happen to a bunch of better little clerking praetorian, power sucking, fag hag whores, I say, as after damning and deprecating and diminishing and demeaning, as you always do, after reading men's private emails on the air as a quick replacement for entertainment, as all this , well, abortion, that sacred Santorum ... sorry,Sanctorum, was so easily thrown aside, as nothing means nothing to this crowd, especial those things that they preened to be, ha!-, champions of ...oh ho ho..., sweethearts,,,...after you were so debonair to always defending and cutting away, and demeaning and yelling the praises of made up Cantos from this Koran like revealed Knowledge gospel of a bill, so Noble are you all,...heheheh, so sure you all were that it could never be used against the saps the plebs, the dirt, the filth , the people who feared it naturally, as Americans like Rome has never had a socialist as king, again look it up, no not from a beloved government, the one of Sacco and Vanzetti--how many soldiers did they kill?... of wounded knee and Tuskegee experiments, oh no, send in the Jewish clown to make fun of anyone without power, ho, as imperium is grand!, ...The fact that first victims of this Cesarean power play , he also threw the peasants cakes and candies at the poor who knew their place well, , are you.,...that abortion is the first things stuck out by a panel of imperialists always looking over their purple shoulders, censured by the commissariat, that women now cant get abortions even with insurance,oh merceeee! It would make a Jesuit or at easy even a nun laugh so hard. Gee, as the old dagos have known, and it is why they ardent as protected by these slimy praetorians as are niggers and spics, and we all thank god for it, sometimes the empire rolls and chews up your enemies, and sometimes, it rolls over right atop You, Cicero.
Something familiar something peculiar....
Chris Matthews and Kos at a gay bar
Hello "Kos",
I have prayed for God to smite(!) your homo site to for some time now.
It seems He is taking longer than I hoped to answer my prayers. That is fine, he works in mysterious ways, as they say, even if i don't understand them. Have you prayed to Him recently? have you? You should. He will answer your prayers if you truly believe. I know this, because he answers mine. Maybe he won't answer yours because you might have homosexual tendencies. He doesn't answer sinners prayers, and homoness is a serious sin. A spit in the face of our lord, our god. HE HATES HOMO SINNERS WITH A BURNING fiery PASSION. Are you a homo sinner? If you want your prayers answered i hope you are not. If you are a homosinner people will know. people can see through you faggot! So "Kos", i continue to pray, tormented inside, for you. I hope one day, your site goes off the air. Msnbc will go down with their ratings, and take your site, and Chris Matthew's, with it. God will answer my prayer, because i am not a homo. You mine as well not pray, because your homo human kind is not to his liking. He, like me, like women!!
At this point in the email i know what you are wondering: why is Kos in " " marks? Well i have a reason for that as well. It is because I do not believe your real name is "kos". I think that is the name you use at gay bars and such, so your parents do not know your gay. you and your best friend Chris Matthew's must have a great time hanging out at those bars. "discussing politics" i'm sure. Bullshit, you don't go into gay bars to discuss politics with Chris Matthew's.
Dear Socialist Fuckstick
dear socialist fuckstick,
i am well awear of the fact that liberals are immune to logic and reason, but allow me to try to prove to you that you are communist scum thrugh something called the scientific method:
1 a) FACT: you suck obamas cock every chance youget. you defend everythign he does and says and you are nothing more than an apologist. this makes you complicit in obamas actions.
1 b) FACT: obama is a well known socialist. this is evident his policies and his love of SELFDESCRIBED COMMUNISTS LIKE BILL AYERS!!!! so dont thinkthat he can hide his true nature for much longer. he will eventully be exposed and impeached. SOCIALISM CANNOT WORK OR RUSSIA WOULD STILL EXIST AND THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE LOST THE COLD WAR TO REAGAN!!! retard.
1 c) you are thusly a pro forma socialist; whether you like it or not. logic dictates this.
(2) FACT: you, sir, are a illegal immigrant. i dont give two shits whether you are an american citizen or not: you came here on taxpayer expense and you continue to drain our limited resources. you should be ashamed and go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern asshole you came from and try to sell yor leftwing bullshit there.
(3) FACT: you are also OBJECTIVELY ANTIAMERICAN!!!!!!!! dont even try to deny this for there is ample prof: in 2004 you openly supported the murder of four brave american soldiers in falluja. you tryed to weasel out of your responsiblity, but you cant hide the fact that you hate america and american soldiers and you love al queda and other muslim terrorists who have killed THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS!!!! and will never stop unless they are killed. and whose going to kill them? you? LOL you dont even own a gun because you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent.
(4) FACT: it is clear that you are a socialist illegal immigrant america hater. there is prima facies proof as above. and if logic and science says you are scum then you are scum (remember global warming? no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals) no matter what you think. however, i dont think you are a homo, just a homo enabler.
this doesnt mean that we cant have common ground. if you stop publishing antiamerican communist screeds, then i will stop hating you. fair?
sincerely yours
glenn
Rumsfeld!
your site is vicious facious relentless and hateful. you are abusing your first amendment right by attacking those in whom dont agree with you. FUCK YOU!!! your site gives a distorted view of the country for your own political agenda. you make reverend wright look like ghandi, clean up your acts douchebags. RUMSFELD!!!!
I was BORN AND RAISED
YOU ARE ALL HATEFUL PEOPLE!!!
Hey, guess what, I was BORN AND RAISED
Mousetits
Mukous Mousetits
How does one contact Mukous Mousetits, who writes a good portion of the crap on the Daily Mukous????
here come da triumph
here come da triumph....
Dear Kozzie,
I did have to say I found it funny that on the day that this nigger queen of yours,-- he was struck black the day he voted to give Hankie supreme superior Caesarean powers, yall--kept Gates as his war general, that you dutifully used your usual shithole to demean a journalist named Mark Halperin--of course his mental stability should be questioned for daring say anything against Dearest Hannibal. I think this is par for your course, a man is snidely demeaned for daring say something not insufferably laudatory to your new Dido. Maybe you can follow people into public toilets and kill them like the occasional Pittsburgh Stiller fan, also an avatar of self righteousness and demanded loyalty. How dare he. Oh, is that where we are now, a even more insufferable Bill Clintonism...? I see, one is mad if they'd are say something about the nigger cunt who is turning on you creeps already, but since he is a black saint, like a moor from Chicago, who cares. This makes you feel so wonderful, makes you feel so clean and noble, and actually you have done nothing, how fully "American" you are deep down. Well, take your white trash shit and shove it up your stinking worthless fake ass, bitches, see, cause I recall being demeaned by white trash women bitching at me when I said I stupidly thought he was being destroyed by your previous queen, Hillary, and didn't even figure that some fix was in already then, as Billy, my mahn, never trusted her to get him back to new Rome, his lifetime praetorium. You worthless, silly, used and whored out phony ass cunts. See, I recall, way back, before kunta became black, and before he bought this election with pennies hurled at him from his massa, Hankie Paulson, and how he lost seven of the last nine DEMOCRATIC contests for the nomination. No, not from the evil republicans, doesn't their sub humanity make you all so clean and noble, and without having to do a thing but bitch...how perfect. Oh, they are so beneath you, of course, how noble you are, doesn't all this make you feel so righteous, why you could be a monsignor or a mother superior...of that I am sure. No wait, that's not fair...to them. I liked the priests, they were gay, but loved classical history, Romans, Leonardo, and such things, you just love lying to everyone , including yourself.
But, a quick Roman warning from Roman boy Tony...think, bitch, as he collects his hawks and Gateses --and you do know, smarty pants that you are, that it was Gates and not Gonzales, your hated spic apparatchik, who sighed off on water boarding don't you...maybe not, but then, does it matter...? Still, I musts say, reader of Machiavelli that I was, if your niggers saint is this big of a turn coat and has eschewed the people and the ideals which pushed this non entity into power, already, now more Inconceivably to me, well, what will he be like, and what will he do, and what will he stand for, when it starts to rain, ie, what will he stand for when it gets hard and muddy and mean and such...? You don't have a Roman in power here, you aint even got a Clinton...you got a house nigger, the Arabs, suddenly heinous you shameless creeps, got that pegged right, and one who doesn't even have the genetic superiority of the oppressed in his blood, as his forebears, unlike mine, were Kansas headed Vikings and the northern blacks who sent niggers to Columbus' country, as my father demeaned this dump, like planks of wood.
P Diddy
Keep it coming
Keep up the good work. P Diddy, Ayers, Marx, Hitler, etc. would be very proud of your work. Now, go fuck yourselves. Youe are lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. Have a nice day.
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Thy is your name!
Still waiting for the US Army recruiting story...story of a US soldier killed by a Black Muslim - an anti-American radical who has been charged with 15 counts of terrorism.
That would be in Arkansas. The state with two DEM US senators, a DEM GUV and a DEM legislature.
...So, Where is the post?...
....Or is time for more paeans and homages to abortionist (excuse me, womyn's health care provider) Dr. Tiller?
HYPOCRITES, thy is your name! ...
Can your daughter marry a black?
CANCER
I HEAR U HAVE CANCER, SUFFER AND DIE WITH AGONIZING PAIN, U DIRTY COMMIE RECTUM LICKER.
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CAN YOUR DAUGHTER MARRY A BLACK
DID YOUR MAMA HAVE A BLACK ? U ARE A WHITE SUCKUP . YOUR MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE ((FOOD STAMPS AND CRACK ON SATURDAY NITE * YEA U GOT MONEY. BUT U STILL (( BIG BLACKBOY SUCKUP )*(((( P U N K )) U SHOULD OF STAYED SPORTSCASTING WOMENS GOLF ON BLACK DAY * 245LB CORNBREAD......... WISHING TO MEET YOUR PUNKASS WITH YOUR APPROVAL OF COURSE. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF THE OCTAGON PUNK ? IF U GOT BALLS ILL HEAR FROM YOU * HOPE U GOT PAIR ** (PS) POPOP YOUR HEAD OUT OBAMAS ASS SO U DONT SHOW UP WITH HIM AND HIS BALLS STUCK ON YOUR PUNKASS FACE * I GOT SPECIAL DANCE I CAN TEACH YOU ... ITS CALLEED ....... 245LBS WHITE CORBREAD STIRRING 4EYED CONFUSED WANTABE CHOCKLATE CUPCAKECUPCAKE* SINCERY........... WISH I COULD BE THERE*
Your Rag
Godless, yet America loving Hell's Angels
As most of you left wing, America hating, so called open minded bigots are fond of calling those of us who refer to ourselves as conservatives, "douchebags", I shall refrain from doing so to you at The Kos. It is not out of pity however for you, as you lay in your chosen M.D.'s office, likely awaiting your second or third late term abortion, but that this word attached to your website would be an insult to douchebags everywhere. What you have written about the Jr. Ms. Palin is despicable, and at some time in the near future, I hope that you find yourself being gang raped by an entire chapter of Godless, yet America loving Hell's Angels. I hope that I can be the one to arrange it, you fucking Liberal pussies.
Symphony of ejaculation
flipping stations
I saw your pussy ass on Pravada (er, I mean MSNBC) yukking it up with Keith Blubberman and spouting communist rhetoric. While watching it occured to me that you look like you crawled off the pages of a gay porn magazine. Seriously, I could practically picture one million tiny, shit stained, AIDS infested cocks ejackulating as one while you were on the air. Perhaps it may be time to take a break from your current day job of proving Senator McCarty right and get into gay porn full time. I hear they provide PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE so y'all can stop mooching off my hard earned tax dollars.