Every year The Washington Post asks readers to take a word and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter to create a new definition. Two favorites:
- Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
- Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
(C'mon, tell me you didn't immediately think of our Dufus in Chief.)
Just noodling around on my own I found words so obvious they don't even need definitions; pix are just peachy: Perpetraitor...Gasshole...Dicktator...Crapogandist.
Got you thinking? Wanna play? Flip over!
More...
- Liary - Personal journal kept by any member of the Bush Administration.
- Medal of Freepdom - Award presented by Boy Bush to the malodorously undeserving.
- Freedom Flies - What happens as a result of the USA PATRIOT Act (full title: "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act").
- Pidiot - Someone so pathetically stupid you almost feel sorry for `em (except they keep voting Republican).
- Vervoten - Forbidden to vote (as in Ohio and Florida).
- Iraquette Ball - Game played by the Bush Administration to get a bounce in the polls by deflecting attention from the war.
- Returded - So completely full of shit as to be mentally defective.
- Crookbook - Enron financial records
- Press Corpse - Journalist assigned to the White House between 9-11 and PlameGate.
Bet you can do better. Take a break. Have some fun. Get even. Get evil!